Wednesday, 30 November 2011

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Dictionary.com's word of the day: churlish CHUR-lish, adjective:

1. Boorish or rude.
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3. Stingy; mean.
Ice-cream is exquisite - what a pity it isn't illegal.
Voltaire
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Bad weather always looks worse through a window.
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William Hazlitt
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When I pray, coincidences happen, and when I don't, they don't.
William Temple

Tuesday, 29 November 2011

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Most human beings are quite likeable if you do not see too much of them.
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We never know the love of a parent till we become parents ourselves.
Henry Ward Beecher
Dictionary.com's word of the day is: serry SER-ee, verb:

To crowd closely together.
Man is free at the moment he wishes to be.
Voltaire

Monday, 28 November 2011

Progress is man's ability to complicate simplicity.
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Voltaire
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Dictionary.com's word of the day: panegyrize

1. To eulogize; to deliver a panegyric
2. To indulge in panegyric; bestow praises.
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Sunday, 27 November 2011

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Saturday, 26 November 2011

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Voltaire
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Art enables us to find ourselves and lose ourselves at the same time.
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Love takes up where knowledge leaves off.
Thomas Aquinas
Dictionary.com's word of the day: procrustean:
1. Tending to produce conformity by violent or arbitrary means.
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I am a part of everything that I have read.
Theodore Roosevelt
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My Father had a profound influence on me. He was a lunatic.
Spike Milligan

Friday, 25 November 2011

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Love is the power to see similarity in the dissimilar.
Theodor Adorno
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Word of the day (Dictionary.com) is: dipsomania dip-suh-MEY-nee-uh, noun:

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For your information, I would like to ask a question.
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Thursday, 24 November 2011

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We do not see nature with our eyes, but with our understandings and our hearts.
William Hazlitt
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Nothing right can be accomplished in art without enthusiasm.
Robert Schumann
Dictionary.com's word of the day is Appetence: 1. Intense desire; strong natural craving; appetite.
Dictionary.com's word of the day is Appetence: 1. Intense desire; strong natural craving; appetite.
Love is a fruit in season at all times, and within reach of every hand.
Mother Teresa

Wednesday, 23 November 2011

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Dictionary.com's word of the day is: crepitate KREP-i-teyt, verb:

To make a crackling sound; crackle.
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One-fifth of the people are against everything all the time.
Robert Kennedy
One that would have the fruit must climb the tree.
Thomas Fuller

Tuesday, 15 November 2011

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Wednesday, 9 November 2011

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Monday, 7 November 2011

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Today's Word is Canny (dictionary.com)
1. Careful; cautious; prudent.
2. Astute; shrewd; knowing; sagacious.
3. Skilled; expert.
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Sunday, 6 November 2011

Mother In Law



Ecstatically happy and due to be married in less than three months I was in the perfect relationship.

My parents helped us in every way possible, friends encouraged me and my fiancée was the best thing that had ever happened to me.
The only slur on an otherwise perfect beginning was my mother-in-law to be.
She was a career woman, intelligent, articulate and incredibly beautiful and sexy. Sometimes she flirted with me, quite obviously and I couldn’t help but feel uncomfortable.
One day, she called me and asked me to come over to take a look at the wedding invitations. She was alone and when I arrived she whispered to me that she had feelings for me and desired nothing more than to have me in her bed. She asked that before I committed my life to her daughter, would I make love to her just once?
What could I say to that? I was shocked and couldn’t utter a word.
She told me 
that she’d go to the bedroom and I could let myself in when I was ready.
I just watched her rather pert behind as she wiggled it up the stairs.
I stood there for a moment, thinking, and then turned around and went to the front door. I opened it and went out of the house.
Her husband was standing outside, with tears in his eyes and hugged me. He said that he was very happy that I had passed their ‘test’. He then went on to say that he couldn’t have asked for a better man to marry his daughter. He welcomed me into the family.

Lesson learned: Always keep your condoms in your car.

Well Said Alan!

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Saturday, 5 November 2011

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Friday, 4 November 2011

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Lord Byron - And Thou Art Dead, As Young and Fair



And thou art dead, as young and fair 
As aught of mortal birth; 
And form so soft, and charms so rare, 
Too soon return'd to Earth! 
Though Earth receiv'd them in her bed, 
And o'er the spot the crowd may tread 
In carelessness or mirth, 
There is an eye which could not brook 
A moment on that grave to look.
I will not ask where thou liest low, 
Nor gaze upon the spot; 
There flowers or weeds at will may grow, 
So I behold them not: 
It is enough for me to prove 
That what I lov'd, and long must love, 
Like common earth can rot; 
To me there needs no stone to tell, 
'T is Nothing that I lov'd so well.
Yet did I love thee to the last 
As fervently as thou, 
Who didst not change through all the past, 
And canst not alter now. 
The love where Death has set his seal, 
Nor age can chill, nor rival steal, 
Nor falsehood disavow: 
And, what were worse, thou canst not see 
Or wrong, or change, or fault in me.
The better days of life were ours; 
The worst can be but mine: 
The sun that cheers, the storm that lowers, 
Shall never more be thine. 
The silence of that dreamless sleep 
I envy now too much to weep; 
Nor need I to repine 
That all those charms have pass'd away, 
I might have watch'd through long decay.
The flower in ripen'd bloom unmatch'd 
Must fall the earliest prey; 
Though by no hand untimely snatch'd, 
The leaves must drop away: 
And yet it were a greater grief 
To watch it withering, leaf by leaf, 
Than see it pluck'd to-day; 
Since earthly eye but ill can bear 
To trace the change to foul from fair.
I know not if I could have borne 
To see thy beauties fade; 
The night that follow'd such a morn 
Had worn a deeper shade: 
Thy day without a cloud hath pass'd, 
And thou wert lovely to the last, 
Extinguish'd, not decay'd; 
As stars that shoot along the sky 
Shine brightest as they fall from high.
As once I wept, if I could weep, 
My tears might well be shed, 
To think I was not near to keep 
One vigil o'er thy bed; 
To gaze, how fondly! on thy face, 
To fold thee in a faint embrace, 
Uphold thy drooping head; 
And show that love, however vain, 
Nor thou nor I can feel again.
Yet how much less it were to gain, 
Though thou hast left me free, 
The loveliest things that still remain, 
Than thus remember thee! 
The all of thine that cannot die 
Through dark and dread Eternity 
Returns again to me, 
And more thy buried love endears 
Than aught except its living years. 

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Thursday, 3 November 2011

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Wednesday, 2 November 2011

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Tuesday, 1 November 2011

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