Mother In Law

Ecstatically happy and due to be married in less than three months I was in the perfect relationship.

My parents helped us in every way possible, friends encouraged me and my fiancée was the best thing that had ever happened to me.

The only slur on an otherwise perfect beginning was my mother-in-law to be.

She was a career woman, intelligent, articulate and incredibly beautiful and sexy. Sometimes she flirted with me, quite obviously and I couldn’t help but feel uncomfortable.

One day, she called me and asked me to come over to take a look at the wedding invitations. She was alone and when I arrived she whispered to me that she had feelings for me and desired nothing more than to have me in her bed. She asked that before I committed my life to her daughter, would I make love to her just once?

What could I say to that? I was shocked and couldn’t utter a word.

She told me 

that she’d go to the bedroom and I could let myself in when I was ready.

I just watched her rather pert behind as she wiggled it up the stairs.

I stood there for a moment, thinking, and then turned around and went to the front door. I opened it and went out of the house.

Her husband was standing outside, with tears in his eyes and hugged me. He said that he was very happy that I had passed their ‘test’. He then went on to say that he couldn’t have asked for a better man to marry his daughter. He welcomed me into the family.

Lesson learned: Always keep your condoms in your car.